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Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

July 8, 2004
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

Cheney Faces Criminal Indictments; Other Illegal Actions Raise Warning Flags at White House

Vice President Dick Cheney faces criminal indictments for illegal activities while CEO of energy giant Halliburton and also illegally intervened to secure a $7 billion no-bid contract for his former employer after his election to office, an analysis by the White House counsel’s office concludes.

The Vice President is currently under investigation by French authorities for bribery, money laundering and misuse of corporate assets while at Halliburton and also faces a U.S. Securities & Exchange Commission probe of a $180 million “slush fund” that may have been used to pay bribes.

Although the White House Counsel analysis is not available to the public because of the secrecy of “attorney-client privilege,” it has generated speculation among senior White House aides who suggest the Vice President should step down as President George W. Bush’s running mate for the November Presidential elections. Such talk has increased in GOP circles lately with former New York Senator Alfonse D’Amato Wednesday calling on Bush to dump Cheney.

Those who have read the analysis say it presents a “devastating” case against the Vice President and concludes Cheney has violated both the “spirit and intent” of federal laws on conflict of interest.

Is anyone surprised by this? Anyone? Bueller? But wait, there’s more!

According to White House sources, President George W. Bush laughed the matter off at a recent cabinet meeting.

“Fuck ‘em all,” Bush said.

The President’s bravado, however, is not shared by worried White House aides. Some point to the last vice president to step down because of fraud and corruption – Spiro T. Agnew, who served under President Richard M. Nixon, another Republican forced to leave office because of scandal.

White House staff must be running scared as all hell, knowing it’s all crumbling around them. Meanwhile, the Shrub fiddles while Iraq burns. “Fuck ’em all,” indeed, Mr. pResident.

Via Rook’s Rant.

3 Responses to Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

  • Amusing, but remember that Capitol Hill Blue is not a very reliable source.

  • True, but the French situation is quite real.

  • As is the SEC investigation. I don’t think it’s too far a stretch to believe that those investigations have moved or are moving beyond a general investigation to focusing on specific people, such as Cheney.